Stoner Moments: Bong Water!
Nothing worse than spilling bong water on the carpet! What can you do in this situation? Most of time we panic about the smell and try to scrub it out with dish soap, spray it down with Febreeze or pet stain cleaner, Which can usually make things worse! Best thing to do is stay calm, lightly sweep up the resin crumbs, avoid mashing resin into the carpet, then grab an old towel and lay it on top of the spill. Press down on the spill to absorb the dirty water, remember don't scrub! After that you can use some white vinegar to pour over the spill to help remove the odor, let the vinegar soak in a little, then you're going to want to use warm water to wash away the vinegar. After that, use another dry old towel to lay over the water and press down to absorb, again don't scrub, when you're done with that, powder over the spill area with baking soda. Let the baking soda sit and dry, then use a vacuum to clean up the powder. Depending on how old the bong water was, you might want to use a steam cleaner. I hope this information can help you in the future. The more you know!
Have you or anyone you know ever drank bong water? I personally have never drank bong water, but I do remember a time, Back when I was a young Stoner, I was at a back yard punk rock gig, I had a nice bong I would travel around with. Again, a young stoner, this particular night we decided to use Jack Daniel's for bong water, most of the time we would use beer, Which is fun too! Smoking with JD bong water is pretty intense! You can feel the alcohol vapors while you inhale. We must have smoked at least 10 bowls out of it! After a while we got tired of the intensity and decided to switch to good old H2O. Right before I was about to pour out the dirty JD, a guy from the session asked, "You're just gonna pour out that Jack?". I replied, "What? You wanna drink it?". He said, "Yeah!" and to that I said, "It's all yours!" We gathered around and cheered him on while he chugged the bong JD. He immediately puked after that! As we were leaving later that night, we noticed him passed out in the bushes. He must of had a great night!
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